Beards, 'Staches, and Bacon

I love putting beards on my face and in my mouth and touching it Ke$ha on Conan
enlavidabohemia:

absolute need.

enlavidabohemia:

absolute need.

A Doll to Teach Children How Men’s Faces Really Work | The Hairpin
This is an abomination! It’s sending the exactly wrong message to kids, particularly young ladies who might miss out on the joys of feeling dudes’ beards against their thighs ifyouknowwhatimean

A Doll to Teach Children How Men’s Faces Really Work | The Hairpin

This is an abomination! It’s sending the exactly wrong message to kids, particularly young ladies who might miss out on the joys of feeling dudes’ beards against their thighs ifyouknowwhatimean

When asked about the final line of the song (“I like your beard”) and where it came from, Kesha explained, “I’ve always been into bearded dudes. Hello, I’m from Nashville, I’m into hillbillies[…] the redneck look is hot right now, and that’s great for me. I’m over dudes trying to look like they’re in boy bands. Your Love Is My Drug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
unicornzzzzz:

Tape a mustache to the tv. Everytime it lines up drink.

Genius!

unicornzzzzz:

Tape a mustache to the tv. Everytime it lines up drink.

Genius!